- Attorney/Member: Isn't there a committee meeting today?
- Me: No, it was last week.
- A/M: Are you sure?
- Me: Yes.
- A/M: What day is it today?
- Me: The 12th.
- A/M: Are you sure?
- Me: Yes.
- A/M: Really? It's the 12th already? Are you sure?
- Me: I have no motivation for lying here.