May 2012
29 posts
You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the...
– Jessica Mitford (via randomestduckeva)
When you’re president, as opposed to the head of a private equity firm, then...
– President Obama on why Mitt Romney’s record in the private sector matters (via barackobama)
Amen.
(via bijan)
Do Band-Aids work? →
No. Now you know.
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via barackobama)
You've been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life
This changes EVERYTHING!
iheartchaos:
Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.
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So let me get this straight: Republicans, you’re annoyed by the arrogance and...
– JON STEWART, responding to Republican critics who say President Obama was “spiking the football” by mentioning the killing of Osama bin Laden in a campaign ad, on The Daily Show.
That’s what we said.
(via inothernews)
April 2012
45 posts
After I’d already totaled two cars, my mother sat me down and asked what I...
– Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, Nick Flynn
Lucky mistake: Virginia woman wins $1 million... →
msnbc:
A Virginia woman won $1 million — twice — after she mistakenly bought two Powerball tickets instead of one.
Virginia Fike, 44, of Berryville, Va., intended to buy one Powerball ticket and one for Mega Millions, but instead bought two Powerball tickets earlier this month, according to NVdaily.com.
“So I was like, ‘If I win, I win twice so what are the odds,’ so I just went ahead and took...